I dedicate this post to justbrittanyblog..my new blogging buddy….you inspired me.
Weddings are beautiful
but very political.
You must invite people
you don’t like
but that’s part of life.
You must smile for all the pictures,
even if your feet are full of blisters.
You can’t have a meltdown,
or else your makeup will run down.
The guest will sometimes get too drunk,
because they are sad that they’re not the one.
You must really enjoy this special day,
make sure to smudge the wedding cake,
all over his face.