My hubby is madly in love with me 

He tells me that he can’t live without me

I can see that he means no harm

But I’m always twisting his arm

He kisses me passionately 

But he runs when I’m too gassy

We hit seventeen years

I definitely got some gray hairs

He treats me like his queen

But I take all his things 

Including his favorite ice cream 

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