I was sitting in my seat getting ready to take off.  The flight attendant begins to talk trying to give the boring speech and presentation in how to buckle the seatbelt and what do in case of an emergency. I wasn’t really paying attention but I was listening to him. 

All of a sudden he says, “Once you stop screaming then you can put your oxygen mask on”. I begin to giggle because he definitely got my attention now.  He continues his speech and his next statement was hilarious. He says, “Once you’ve put on your life vest then choose your favorite child to assist them”. He had me laughing the whole time because his tone of voice was so serious but he knew what he was doing. 

He made the announcement once we were up on the air that they ran out of cookies and if we were unhappy he understands if we want to get out. Ha ha! Best flight attendant experience ever.  I don’t really laugh at comedian jokes but this flight attendant definitely got some funny ones.

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